MimpTableToss's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Monster Mashing Deluxe]

I like games that take skill and strategy, and this game (funny enough) kind of requires that to get far. I had to skip and blue ball some monsters on purpose just to keep both a controllable and distance reaching pace. Pretty much, you can be a little horny, BUT DON'T GET TOO HORNY or else you'll get too much speed. I kind of see it as a lesson in life (even though you don't have one if you're playing this game lol) where disipline is how you get far in anything. The music's pretty cool too. I just wish there where room for monsters other than just females. At least offer something for everyone, you know what I mean? I can't lie, I had some fun playing this. Horny or not, this game's not bad.

To add, the hall of shame was a GENIUS idea 💀. I kind of feel the urge to set a world record just for fun. It's stupid (I know), but I'm a guy that loves challenges. At least ending up on there is a heck of an achievement. Not a good one, but it's still an achievement that's not easy to get so...

High Score: 54,546

[Kill Baby Hitler]

A mission were you could find alternative ways of altering baby hitler's future would be nice. The reality were his existence results in millions being killed doesn't have to be the case if you can simply just change it. As a baby, he's innocent and in that specific instance, the illusive future is non existent until it becomes existent, which is preventable without murder. A reality were he sticks to visual arts sounds like a good one. Coming back to this, it's like a sociological experiment to see if people would really do it if given the chance, and understandably, LOTS of people would. Very interesting. I just wish there were other options to lessen the bias.

[Whites Only]

Unfortunately, the end of racism is very unlikely as long as there's differences, divide, cultures, and history associated with them (Obviously skin is just skin, and it's stupid to objectively attach it to stuff other than what's biological. What makes up a person is genetics and what's around that person. Plain and simple).

[Blacks Only]

I like how this game challenges "counter-racism" (being racist back as a result of historic oppression to your race). Unfortunately, the end of racism is very unlikely as long as there's differences, divide, cultures, and history associated with them (Obviously skin is just skin, and it's stupid to objectively attach it to stuff other than what's biological. What makes up a person is genetics and what's around that person. Plain and simple).

[FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN']

It is a Friday Night. May as well Funk!

[Patter]

This actually gets my focus and concentration in order. Nice!

[WOP]

Made it to 1 million (no seriously, with 9448 dollars). Man this game is fun when you set a goal. Took a couple of days, but with enough A and Space Bar slamming, I made it their pretty quickly. Now if I could just get to a billion...
PS. I'm just now relizing that you can change characters and settings lol

Update - This game aged like fine wine 💀. What you're forgetting is the superbowl arena ;)

[Splatoon 4]

Lets be honest. The thumbnail is how we all got here...

[Nutbuster (✨THE CANCELLED UPDATE ✨)]

I had fun busting lots of nuts!

ChalTheChalk responds:

Glad you enjoyed it! Hope you'll be around once the next update is out!