The 4th of July for gooners pretty much. Gotta say though. The animation is pretty fire.

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I remember always playing this during 8th grade lunch on coolmathgames. Good times...

Not bad actually. Seems like a lot tastefully went into this dating sim with the different languages, choices, cut scenes, and endings. Some easter eggs too (meru). Finding the final ending was actually a bit hard and required good memory of past attempts (a nice test of paying attention). Although shorter than I thought, still a pretty solid concept with the decieving seeds in your dreams. Even as someone that played with 2 hands... Shout out to Noodle!

I'm usaully unimpressed with what's tipically the most popular on this site (horny stuff), but this is an exception with having other gimmicks and aspects to apprieciate than just the obvious.

I like games that take skill and strategy, and this game (funny enough) kind of requires that to get far. I had to skip and blue ball some monsters on purpose just to keep both a controllable and distance reaching pace. Pretty much, you can be a little horny, BUT DON'T GET TOO HORNY or else you'll get too much speed. I kind of see it as a lesson in life (even though you don't have one if you're playing this game lol) where disipline is how you get far in anything. The music's pretty cool too. I just wish there where room for monsters other than just females. At least offer something for everyone, you know what I mean? I can't lie, I had some fun playing this. Horny or not, this game's not bad.

To add, the hall of shame was a GENIUS idea 💀. I kind of feel the urge to set a world record just for fun. It's stupid (I know), but I'm a guy that loves challenges. At least ending up on there is a heck of an achievement. Not a good one, but it's still an achievement that's not easy to get so...

High Score: 54,546

🗣️ WHO WAS IN THE STUDIO?!!! 🔥

Nice beat from the start. I was hoping it would expand some more with the melody and song structure, but this is still nice and vibey.

The DS sound font really serves the concept.

Literally me in every store.

You redrawing some of the swings to fit with the characters was a very smart idea!

Not at all.